A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos.

-Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them

-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denver, except he knows her ex, her ex knows everyone in Denver, and no one will come near her because of it

-New neighbor who is a retired tech millionaire, social work major, lives within walking distance, and had the audacity to be more attractive on the second date.

-"Healer" at work told Lindsay she's a people pleaser with low self worth (she is not).

-Cinco de Mayo group who did cocaine all over the bathroom, and one of them was crying because she had an abortion scheduled for noon the next day

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